We can't believe this is happening.
These are proper professionally made high quality articulating Ashens and Cube action figures, presented on blister card, each signed by both Stuart Ashen and Daniel Hardcastle.
Included also with every purchase are both the download sets we have for sale, the Unseen Ashens Videos and the Polybius Heist 'Anti-Snyder Cut' Extended Edition, at no extra cost, a total of 4 hours worth of nerdy shenanigans.
The figures are the iconic 3.75" tall, so the same scale as the old Star Wars and GI Joe figures, as well as all the modern ReAction sets etc. They will have four points of articulation, at the shoulders and hips, so you can swing their arms and legs about to your heart's content and FINALLY fulfil your dream of having Ashens pilot the Millennium Falcon, with NerdCubed racing behind in a Cobra Night Attack 4-WD Stinger jeep.
Best of all, we are for once actually legally required to include the legendary 0-3 sad onions logo on the back. We were sent an email about it and everything. Mind blown.
There is almost no chance there'll ever be a second run of these, it was basically a once in a lifetime opportunity. So really, if you'd like to add the coolest piece of YouTuber merch in history to your collection, don't wait.
Shipping info: We will do our best to have these out in time for Christmas, but the timeline is tight and we are beholden to factory production lines and freight shipping backlogs, so we cannot promise this. Please do not stake your loved one's happiness on it arriving in time. If you would still like to give it as a gift, we can though provide a nice certificate in the meantime.